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First, Quinn wants to talk about things that make you say "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!" Then, Jim wants to talk about tricking yourself into exercising. It slips quickly into Jim's N...

First, Quinn wants to talk the scientific logistics of fantasy worlds. Then, Jim wants to talk about the various ways the staff fucked up in the original Jurassic Park.  *** GET T...

First, Quinn wants to talk about movies again! Then, Jim wants to know what other kinds of events can be crashed.  *** GET THE BRAND NEW DOUBLE THE DAMON MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE:...

Shut up and listen to this. First, Quinn wants to talk about... the seasons? Then, Jim wants to talk about non-reusable things that we can reuse. *** GET THE BRAND NEW DAVE FRANCO'...

Hey everyone,  First of all, we create ads for podcasts (because podcast ads tend to be so bad). Featuring ads for Let's Start A Cult Podcast, Random Ramblings with Rob, and Movie...

Hey everybody, happy podcasting day! First, Jim wants to talk about the scariest classic monster. Then, Quinn wants to talk about Elton John lyrics and the surprising truths reveal...

Well look at this sexy motherfucker reading the episode description. Treat yourself, you beautiful 'turd. In this episode, Jim wants to continue his very tenuous DM'ing with the se...

First, Jim drops a brand new round of Rapid Rather, the Extreme Sadism Edition! It's your favourite rapid 'would-you-rather' game! Then, Quinn devises an incredibly complicated gam...

JUPITURDS. Drop thy pants and do a dance: it's time for The Jupiter Boys! First, Jim wants Quinn to play a DnD-like game of his own creation. It goes poorly!Then, Quinn wants to di...

Jupiturds, we love you. In a sexual way. First, Jim wants to talk about the format of a show like Queer Eye For The Straight Guy and wants to know how we can rejig that format for ...

We don't have a lot of time, I've got a fart in the oven, let's get to this: First, Jim wants to talk about how life as we know it will be altered by the addition of olfactory stim...

First, Jim wants to talk about the various cereals you eat throughout the stages of your life, and we try to come up with some new ones.  Then, Quinn wants to imagine life within ...

Welcome, Jupiturds. On this episode, Quinn wants to dissect the psychology of Adele songs. Then, Jim wants to talk about what you WOULD kick a hot partner out of bed for.  GET TH...

If you're happy and you know it, secrete dopamine.  First, Jim wants to establish some desperately needed rules and laws of online dating, including dick pick parameters and ghost...

Welcome back to your favourite podcast. Or your least favourite. Or somewhere in between.  First, Jim is back with his naughty bitsssss and he wants to know how we can glam up the...

Hey burls and goys, welcome to another episode of THE JUPITER BOYS! First, Quinn wants to make a new band, then Jim wants to talk side hustles.  DON'T FORGET to claim your FREE TO...

Welcome children of Jupiter. Gather round. Not so tightly, it's menacing. In this episode, Quinn invents a segment called PISSED OFFice where you stalk into your coworker's (or you...

First, Quinn wants to talk about the possibility of a film being created solely to find a place for some great, great foley.  Then, Jim wants to come up with a movie on the spot a...

First, Jim wants to break out the rapid rather for a THIRD ROUND.  Then, Quinn wants to know what life would be like if all your bils were paid for a full month.  DON'T FORGET to...

First, Quinn wants to talk about various events in history that could be changed by a poop in some pants. Then, Jim wants to talk about one movie to end them all. Also, it seems li...

First, Quinn wants to talk about who should be the mascot of New Years... or maybe just some new New Years traditions.  Then Jim wants to 'degender' gendered products. You can get...

First, some blatant theft from a better podcast. Then, we talk about replacing all the sounds in your life, badly. You can get all sorts of sick merch at our Redbubble store here:...

Listen up y'all it's a hemorrhoid! First, Jim wants to talk about ways to avoid procrastinating. Procrastinate procrastinating, if you will. Then Quinn wants to know if Jim has eve...

Mrry Chrthasm. It's holiday times.  You can get all sorts of sick merch at our Redbubble store here: https://www.redbubble.com/people/thejupiterboys/shop  Become a patron (like ...

Hey you 'turds. In this episode, Jim wants to talk terrible customer service stories and Quinn wants to talk recasting LOTR. It's a middle-of-the-road episode for your middle-of-th...

Hey you sexy mamas and papas. This episode of the Jupiter Boys is brought to you by the power of sexiness. First, Jim wants to talk about when companies slip you a hidden charge li...

Hey everyone! Welcome back to Jupiter with your favourite stupid boys. First, Quinn wants to talk about what the world would be like if everything was a stupid movie cliché. Then,...

Hey everyone! Welcome to episode ONE HUNDY. We said we were gonna do something special! We lied!  You can get all sorts of sick merch at our Redbubble store here: https://www.red...

Hey everyone, as I'm sure you can tell from the title, it's another sex one. I don't know what to tell you. You can get all sorts of sick merch at our Redbubble store here: https:...

Hey all you 'turds.  On this episode, Quinn wants to talk about brands and the role they have on our lives and decisions. But actually, we're idiots. Then, Jim wants to talk about...

BOO MUTHAFUCKAS. This one is a particularly spooky episode. The boys recorded this one in the dark. We really did. So this one was extra spoopy. And then Jim added a bunch of unset...

Hey everybody, welcome back. In news that should surprise nobody, Quinn wants to talk about superheroes *sigh.*  He specifically wants to talk about the best Avenger to be. Then J...

Hey everyone, this one's a real bummer! First, Jim wants to talk about all the saddest movies.  Then, Qrin (filling in for Quinn) wants to talk about the worst jobs you could have...

Hey, you beautiful gifts of the penis. First, Jim wants to talk about what kind of curated and specialty services you'd pay for with infinite money.  Then Quinn wants to talk abou...

It's a double sex one! First, Quinn wants to talk about the best season, which turns into a discussion about his masturbation frequency. Then, Jim wants to talk about the people yo...

It's about old people on social media and fapping in public. You're not reading this anyway, right? You can get all sorts of sick merch at our Redbubble store here: https://www.re...

Hey all. In this episode, Quinn wants to talk about book and tv series that just cannot be adapted to film. Then Jim wants to talk about get-rich-quick schemes... most of them invo...

Welcome every being.  First, Quinn wants to talk about when the same actor or character appears twice in the same canon. What's up with that?  Then, Jim wants to talk about the p...

Hey everybody! First, Quinn wants to talk about the best headlines from humanity's future. Then, Jim wants to share a personal story. And it's pretty gross. Like really fucking gro...

Hey you, Jupiturds. How goes the fight? First, Jim Possible (Call me, tweet me, if you wanna reach me) wants to know about the improvements one might make to the human body.  Then...

Hey y'all. First on the show, Jim wants to talk about his favourite fictional dates. Yeah, it's pretty sad. Then Quinn wants to talk douchey car accessories.  You can get all sort...

Hey all, first Quinn wants to talk about the trends we just never seemed to catch on to, and then Jim wants to talk about how many dwarves there actually were up on Snow White.  Y...

Hey everybody. First, Jim wants to talk about all the stuff he has written in his phone, including a trippy dream he had. Then Quinn wants to know about all of Jim's most hoped-for...

Howdy Jupiturds.Today, Jim wants to know the fetish that takes you from yum to yuck. What's your 'fetish too far?'  Then, Quinn wants to talk about a character he made up on the s...

Hey everyone,  In this episode, Quinn wants to conduct a postmortem on the worst film flops.  Then, Jim wants to talk about why children's songs are just SO fucked up.  PS sorry...

First up in this downright banger of an episode, Quinn wants to know who Jim would pick for his heist team.  Then Jim wants to know how Quinn would go about avoiding a menage-a-tr...

Well howdy ho there Jupiturds. On this episode, Quinn wants to talk about what you'd do in a virtual reality fantasy world.  So basically, the plot of Ready Player One. Then, Jim...

Hey you Jupiturds! Welcome to another episode. Gather in close to listen to your favourite brothers. First, Quinn wants to know what impressions the boys do the worst... it's exact...

First, we talk about how you want your cadaver to be treated. Then, Quinn wants to know how Jim would vanquish his nemesis. You can get all sorts of sick merch at our Redbubble sto...

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