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144: Harry Potter (Kind of a Dick?!) | Childhood TV Crushes

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Howdy doodies.

On this week's episode, Quinn wants to tarnish Harry Potter as a bad dude like some kind of Death Eater. 
Then, Jim wants to talk about all the hottest kids' show characters. But like... not kids... obviously. 

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143: Ganja Gigs | Rapid Rather Round 6 - Peanut Butter Hot Dogs

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Welcome children of Jupiter. Pull up a comfortable knob and lay your weary tendrils into a cozy coil. 

First, Jim wants to talk about Canada's upcoming marijuana legalization and the secondary job market that this is going to open up.  Then, Quinn has another Rapid Rather, the game where we play Would You Rather, but sort of quickly. Let us know if there was a particular rather that you REALLY disagreed with. 

Don't forget to check out Go Postal Podcast here.

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142: Quinn’s Questions About Movies Vol. 5 | Drug Dealing by Quizno’s Salami Mars

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Hey Jupiturds, welcome back!

First, Quinn wants to treat you to another dose of his questions about movies. Then, Jim wants to talk about the best way to deal drugs. Hypothetically, of course. 

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141: Hunting Humane | The Poop Campaign

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I didn't even mean to make the title of this episode rhyme, it just did. 

First, Quinn wants to talk about the ways we can make the animal sports (hunting, fishing, etc.) more humane and maybe even good for the animals... by putting grafitti on them.

Then, Jim wants to talk about ways that the little political parties can get an edge against the mainstream parties with a little creative campaigning.

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140 Feat. BRob: Dick Wrasslin’ | Sandwich Lube | White People Nonsense

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Hey everyone, we're mega-stoked to have BRob from the RANDOM RAMBLINGS WITH ROB PODCAST on the show this week!

Rob has been a long-time friend of the show and we've even been on an episode of his that you can check out here.

On today's episode, we make a Rob sandwich out of Boy bread. 

First, Jim wants to talk about making a wrestling persona for him and Quinn and Rob tells the boys about a very special wrestler who fights people... with his dick. 

Then, Rob wants to talk about what kind of spin-offs we'd want to make.

Then, Quinn caps everything off with a history corner where he talks about some crazy white person nonsense. 

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139: Present Day Middle Earth | Crankin’ For Jesus

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Hey everyone. Welcome back to one of the worst podcasts in existence. And we say that with love. 

First, Quinn wants to talk about what Middle Earth would look like if it was actually just regular Earth... and present day.

Then, Jim wants to talk about his newfound Christianity and his solution to the problem of people making orgasms without babies. 
PS. It's a bit. He's the same godless hedonist you know and love. 

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138: Hyrule Kinksters | Brew-piter Boys - Wax It Sideways

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Alright listen, we gotta be quick because I've hired a monkey by-the-hour and he's on the clock. 

First, Quinn wants to talk about the most fuckable Legend of Zelda characters. Then, Jim wants to talk about brewing a batch of beer so tasty, even a non-beer-drinker like Quinn will enjoy it. 

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137: Quinn’s History Corner - The 1855 Clown-Firefighter Brawl | The Grab Bag

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Boy howdy you 'turds. I say that with love. 

First, Quinn wants to talk about an actual Clown vs Firefighter brawl from history. 
Then, Jim wants to talk about a bit about every topic in a new collection called The Grab Bag.

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136: Steven Spielberg Fucked His Lawyer | ‘Bate Surplus: Cereal Rimjob

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Howdy folks. First, Quinn wants to talk about Shark Week and he wants to rebrand sharks. 

Then, we talk about the best non-porn, emergency 'bate materials. 

A section of this episode went kinda funky with the audio. Turns out, my microphone was like 60% plugged in. It's only for a minute or two of the recording. Sorry!

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135: School of the FUTURE! | We Hit Our ‘Bate Quota

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Welcome back Jupiturds. We're so sorry we left you alone in the eternal void of our silence. We're back now and we're not gonna let them hurt you. On this episode, Quinn wants to talk about what school is going to look like in the FUTURE. Probably dangerous and awful. Then, Jim wants to talk about 'batin' because it's Twenty-Bate-Teen. We hit our 'bate quota. 

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134 Feat. Deepu Gill: Dream Cult | Quinn’s Movie Bits: Revenge of the Tauntauns

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Holy cow. We're so stoked to have had DEEPU GILL on the show this week.  Deepu is the other half of the HACKTHOUGHT podcast.  Deepu stops by to talk about dream cults and then gets sucked into Quinn's movie bits. 

Please don't sleep on the Hackthought Podcast; it's so fucking good and you should listen to it now. 

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133: Eat The Dick Shroom | Quinn’s Questions About Movies Vol. 3

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Let's be honest, this one is exactly as weird as it sounds.  First, Jim wants to talk about going to the doctor and making yourself look less 'sick' and more 'cooler than a motherfucker.' Then, Quinn launches into everyone's favourite movie-themed podcast within a podcast.

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132 Feat. Mike Fallek: Rapid Rather Round 5! | Hacktopic - Let’s Start A Cult (for real)

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Jupiturds, we're so fucking excited to have MIKE FALLEK from HACKTHOUGHT: LET'S START A CULT on the show this week.  

First, Quinn wants to dip into the rapid rather rapids and Mike takes the game very, VERY seriously.  Then, Jim wants to take up the false advertising in Mike's show's title and wants to talk about starting a real, actual cult. 

Thanks again to the very gracious and awesome Mike Fallek, please go check out his show at your earliest convenience. It's funny as fuck and Quinn and I both love it. 

HACKTHOUGHT: LET'S START A CULT

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131: Notable Quotables | The Elevator Pitch

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First, Jim wants to test Quinn's knowledge of movies quotes, but can't get out of the 90s. Then, Quinn wants to talk elevator pitches for movies. It's pretty standard Jupiturd nonsense. 

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130: WiiSports E-Sports | The Vagitaurus Saga - Part III

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First, Quinn wants to talk about the sport version of E-Sports. Then, Jim continues the Vagitaurus Saga. 

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129: Pepsi© Blue Lightning®: Ride the Gatorade™ | Quinn’s Naughty Bits: Sex Olympics

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I just wanna say off the bat that both the titles for this episode came from Quinn this week and I'm humbled by his genius.

First, Jim wants to create some horror villains and scenarios that haven't been done to death. Then, Quinn reveals some naughty bitsss of his own and pitches Sex Olympics all over the place.

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128: What Were They Thinking? | Porn Advent Calendar Scavenger Hunt

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First, Quinn wants to talk about things that make you say "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!"

Then, Jim wants to talk about tricking yourself into exercising. It slips quickly into Jim's Naughty Bitsssss.

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127: Phantasy Physics | OG Park

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First, Quinn wants to talk the scientific logistics of fantasy worlds. Then, Jim wants to talk about the various ways the staff fucked up in the original Jurassic Park. 

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126: Quinn’s Questions About Movies Vol. 2 | Bar Mitzvah Crashers

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First, Quinn wants to talk about movies again!

Then, Jim wants to know what other kinds of events can be crashed. 

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125: Jim and Quinn Jupiter: Fashion Icons | Horse Hair Dental Floss

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Shut up and listen to this.

First, Quinn wants to talk about... the seasons? Then, Jim wants to talk about non-reusable things that we can reuse.

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124: Podcast Ads | Don’t Judge a Brony, You Jabroni

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Hey everyone, 

First of all, we create ads for podcasts (because podcast ads tend to be so bad). Featuring ads for Let's Start A Cult Podcast, Random Ramblings with Rob, and Moviesaurus Rex. Then, Jim wants to talk about the choicest alien invasion scenarios. It's surprising how many result in the death of humanity.

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123: Spookiest Spookster | Elton John Ate God

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Hey everybody, happy podcasting day!

First, Jim wants to talk about the scariest classic monster. Then, Quinn wants to talk about Elton John lyrics and the surprising truths revealed within.

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Don't forget to check out THE ANIMAL SAGA. Three great films from one great company. 

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122: The Vagitaurus Saga - Part II | The Sandlerverse

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Well look at this sexy motherfucker reading the episode description. Treat yourself, you beautiful 'turd.

In this episode, Jim wants to continue his very tenuous DM'ing with the second part of the Vagitaurus Saga.  What will Harold Henderson and Marvin the Dwarf do to escape the street crabs attacking their faces?!

Then, Quinn wants to define the components of an Adam Sandler movie and delve deep into... The Sandlerverse. 

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121: Rapid Rather Round 4 | Titular Letter Swap

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First, Jim drops a brand new round of Rapid Rather, the Extreme Sadism Edition! It's your favourite rapid 'would-you-rather' game! Then, Quinn devises an incredibly complicated game where you describe a film with one letter swapped in the title and the other brother tries to guess what it is. Ohhhh The Jupiter Boys. 

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120: Dungeons and Dragons (Jim Jupiter Edition) | Millennial Museum

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JUPITURDS. Drop thy pants and do a dance: it's time for The Jupiter Boys!

First, Jim wants Quinn to play a DnD-like game of his own creation. It goes poorly!
Then, Quinn wants to discuss what a millennial museum might look like. 

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119: Eye For The Guy | The Beard Bikini Bet

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Jupiturds, we love you. In a sexual way.

First, Jim wants to talk about the format of a show like Queer Eye For The Straight Guy and wants to know how we can rejig that format for other shows to make lots and lots of dough. Vegan, organic, locally sourced dough. 

Then, Quinn is growing a beard for 3 months upon Jim's insistence. We're gonna discuss what Quinn gets in return if he follows through. 

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118: Smell Yes | Quinn’s Questions About Movies!!!

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We don't have a lot of time, I've got a fart in the oven, let's get to this:

First, Jim wants to talk about how life as we know it will be altered by the addition of olfactory stimulants in media. IT'S GON' STINK.

Then, Quinn wants to ask Jim about movies in his new show 'Quinn's Questions About Movies!!!'

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117: Cereal Stages | The Notorious RPG

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First, Jim wants to talk about the various cereals you eat throughout the stages of your life, and we try to come up with some new ones.  Then, Quinn wants to imagine life within an RPG. 

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116: Hello From The Brother Side | Kicked Out of Bed Shenanigans

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Welcome, Jupiturds. 

On this episode, Quinn wants to dissect the psychology of Adele songs. Then, Jim wants to talk about what you WOULD kick a hot partner out of bed for. 

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115: The Laws of Online Dating | Being Jim Mal-Quinn-vich (GO WATCH IT! Vol. 2)

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If you're happy and you know it, secrete dopamine. 

First, Jim wants to establish some desperately needed rules and laws of online dating, including dick pick parameters and ghosting timelines.  Then, Quinn wants to talk about Being John Malkovich.  If you haven't seen it... GO WATCH IT!  And then, we discuss the possibility of Being-John-Malkovich-ing other celebrities. 

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114: Flashy Fetishes | Escape the Ordinary

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Welcome back to your favourite podcast. Or your least favourite. Or somewhere in between. 

First, Jim is back with his naughty bitsssss and he wants to know how we can glam up the fetishes and get them rocking some accessories.  Then, Quinn pulls a topic out of his ass.  Well, actually he pulls it off of some cheap art on Jim's wall.

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113: Hot Slice of Boys | Side Hustle

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Hey burls and goys, welcome to another episode of THE JUPITER BOYS!

First, Quinn wants to make a new band, then Jim wants to talk side hustles. 

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112: PISSED OFFice | Hot New Sex Moves 2018

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Welcome children of Jupiter. Gather round. Not so tightly, it's menacing.

In this episode, Quinn invents a segment called PISSED OFFice where you stalk into your coworker's (or your brother's) face with just the nastiest of gripes. Then, Jim wants to come up with some new sex moves for all the lovers this Valentimes. 

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111: Foley First, Film Later | The Film Later (Fetish Edition)

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First, Quinn wants to talk about the possibility of a film being created solely to find a place for some great, great foley.  Then, Jim wants to come up with a movie on the spot about a man who discovers weirder and weirder fetishes. 

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110: Rapid Rather Round 3 | Money Month

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First, Jim wants to break out the rapid rather for a THIRD ROUND.  Then, Quinn wants to know what life would be like if all your bils were paid for a full month. 

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109: Lee Harvey Oswald Just Poops His Pants | Movie: The Movie

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First, Quinn wants to talk about various events in history that could be changed by a poop in some pants. Then, Jim wants to talk about one movie to end them all. Also, it seems like a cable was rubbing against something for like THE ENTIRE EPISODE. Sorry about that, fam. 

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108: New Years Mascot | De-Gender-Izer

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First, Quinn wants to talk about who should be the mascot of New Years... or maybe just some new New Years traditions. 

Then Jim wants to 'degender' gendered products.

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107: Stolen Content | Foley Folly

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First, some blatant theft from a better podcast. Then, we talk about replacing all the sounds in your life, badly.

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106: Procrastination Emancipation | Itchy Butthole Phenomena

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Listen up y'all it's a hemorrhoid!

First, Jim wants to talk about ways to avoid procrastinating. Procrastinate procrastinating, if you will. Then Quinn wants to know if Jim has ever experienced strange bodily phenomena like wildly itchy assholes. 

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105: CHRITHMATH THPECTACULAR

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Mrry Chrthasm.

It's holiday times. 

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104: Customer Service Hell | Bill Murray is Gandalf

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Hey you 'turds. In this episode, Jim wants to talk terrible customer service stories and Quinn wants to talk recasting LOTR. It's a middle-of-the-road episode for your middle-of-the-road lives!

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102: Fine Print Fuckery | Chase Place

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Hey you sexy mamas and papas.

This episode of the Jupiter Boys is brought to you by the power of sexiness.

First, Jim wants to talk about when companies slip you a hidden charge like gomddamn sneaks.  The Quinn wants to talk about the best vehicles for a chase.  The results may shock you. 

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101: Cope with the Trope | Butthole Pockets

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Hey everyone! Welcome back to Jupiter with your favourite stupid boys.

First, Quinn wants to talk about what the world would be like if everything was a stupid movie cliché. Then, Jim wants to talk about the various ways our organs could evolve if things go weird ways. Or something? I dunno, he was drunk.

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100: Rise of the Planet of the Cats | VR Speculation

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Hey everyone! Welcome to episode ONE HUNDY.

We said we were gonna do something special! We lied! 

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099: Cuddle Slave: Elect to Erect | Masturbation Inspiration

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Hey everyone, as I'm sure you can tell from the title, it's another sex one. I don't know what to tell you.

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098: Brand Identity | The Leisure Dilemma

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Hey all you 'turds. 

On this episode, Quinn wants to talk about brands and the role they have on our lives and decisions. But actually, we're idiots. Then, Jim wants to talk about a world without the need to earn resources. 

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THE HALLOWIENER WIENER FEST (097: BEHIND THE DOOR | A CANADIAN HAUNTING)

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BOO MUTHAFUCKAS.

This one is a particularly spooky episode. The boys recorded this one in the dark. We really did. So this one was extra spoopy. And then Jim added a bunch of unsettling sound effects.

WARNING: If you have a weak heart, do not listen to this episode!!!

First, Jim wants to talk about our greatest fears. Then Quinn wants to know just how haunted Jim's house is.

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096: To Hulk Or Not To Hulk | Memory Shopping Spree

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Hey everybody, welcome back. In news that should surprise nobody, Quinn wants to talk about superheroes *sigh.*  He specifically wants to talk about the best Avenger to be.

Then Jim wants to talk about the Dune series and how the chraracters can absorb the memories of thousands of generations. So whose memories would you want in your noggin?

Quinn's terrible tan pant-sock combo:

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095: Films with Feels | Enchanted Nightmare

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Hey everyone, this one's a real bummer! First, Jim wants to talk about all the saddest movies.  Then, Qrin (filling in for Quinn) wants to talk about the worst jobs you could have as an object in Beast's enchanted castle.

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094: English Muffin Peanut Butter Party | Heinous Last Words

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Hey, you beautiful gifts of the penis. First, Jim wants to talk about what kind of curated and specialty services you'd pay for with infinite money.  Then Quinn wants to talk about the best last words.

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