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191: Spaghettiquette | Trump vs. Busey

Welcome to another poopy episode. First, Quinn wants to talk about new ways of doing social nicety. Then Jim wants to hand pick the ultimate opponent for Trump in the upcoming shitstorm of 2020.

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$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell
$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell
$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. 
$500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. 
$1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. 
$5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. 
$7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.
$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. 
$25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com 
Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys
Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets 
Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com
Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys
Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter 
Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Don't look down. Or up. Or anywhere. Poke out your eyes. 

190: Tattoo Tech | Two Birds Stoned At Once

First, Quinn wants to talk about the future of tattooing technology, then Jim wants to talk about doubling something up to get even more efficiency out of it. And for some reason he focuses, as usual, on the butt. 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

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Here are our donation goals:

$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell
$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell
$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. 
$500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. 
$1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. 
$5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. 
$7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.
$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. 
$25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com 
Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys
Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets 
Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com
Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys
Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter 
Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Eventually it'll stop bleeding if you just don't look at it. 

189: Cleric Collaboration (D&D Dilemma) | Quinn’s Questions About Movies Vol. 9!

Hey folks. Welcome back to another stupendous episode. First, Jim wants to collaborate with Quinn on the creation of his character in DnD. Then, Quinn wants to ask some more questions about movies.  Who will be the best new Wolverine for Marvel? Who would direct a movie about us? Is Robert Pattinson really the right choice to play ol' Jim?

PS. Quinn was totally wrong about the pronunciation of Ventimiglia. 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

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Here are our donation goals:

$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell
$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell
$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. 
$500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. 
$1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. 
$5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. 
$7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.
$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. 
$25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com 
Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys
Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets 
Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com
Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys
Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter 
Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Farts are just your body's unwanted gas children.

188: FunkBuster 6000 | Rapid Rather Round 9

Hey kids! First, Quinn wants to talk about breaking up a bad mood. Then, Jim wants to launch into some more rapid would-you-rathers!

 

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Here are our donation goals:

$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell
$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell
$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. 
$500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. 
$1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. 
$5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. 
$7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.
$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. 
$25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com 
Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys
Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets 
Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com
Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys
Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter 
Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. 

187: Repurposed Poopy | The Quick “Fuck It” Fraud Fix

First, Quinn wants to find a better use for poop. Then, Jim wants to commit massive fraud and dupe some rubes. 

 

The audio is screwed up in this one because Quinn accidentally recorded with his computer instead of his microphone. 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:

$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell
$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell
$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. 
$500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. 
$1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. 
$5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. 
$7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.
$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. 
$25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com 
Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys
Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets 
Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com
Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys
Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter 
Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Thirst is just the opposite of dead. 

186: \\ HALLOWEENERS LIVE // Try For Terror | Quinn’s History Casket: Trick-or-Treating and Jack-o-Lanterns

Howdy Spoopsters. It's our annual Halloween special and we did this one FUCKING LIVE. We plan to do some more live eps in the future because it was super fun.  We recorded this one in the dark and you should listen to it that way as well.

In this episode, Jim wants to talk to Quinn and try to scare the absolute shit out of each other.  Then, Quinn wants to drag you into his History tomb to talk (badly and in an uninformed way) about the history Trick-or-Treating and Jack-O-Lanterns. Join us, IF YOU DARE!

 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

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Here are our donation goals:

$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell
$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell
$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. 
$500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. 
$1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. 
$5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. 
$7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.
$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. 
$25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com 
Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys
Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets 
Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com
Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys
Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter 
Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Going Live is a lot like eating shit. 

185: Modern Horror | We Get Rob Schneidered

Hey y'all. On this episode, Quinn wants to invent new horror monsters and Jim wants to talk about having animal parts fused into your body. Standard Jupiter Boys nonsense. 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:

$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell
$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell
$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. 
$500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. 
$1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. 
$5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. 
$7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.
$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. 
$25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com 
Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys
Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets 
Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com
Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys
Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter 
Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Ain't no party like a one-man party 'cause a one-man party is depression.

184: Monster Movie Modernization | Jim’s Naughty Bits - Bate Technology 2019

Welcome to spoop month, folks. First, Quinn wants to jump right into the spoopiness by modernizing some movie monsters. We've probably done that before, but who cares at this point? Then, Jim wants to talk about the newest innovations in 'bate technology. 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:

$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell
$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell
$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. 
$500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. 
$1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. 
$5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. 
$7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.
$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. 
$25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com 
Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys
Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets 
Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com
Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys
Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter 
Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: When you go it alone, sometimes you have to scream into the void until the echo bounces back. 

183: How To Go To A Thing | Addiction Eviction / The Kink Sound Off

Hey Jupiturds!

Sorry we didn't do an episode last week. I was literally just feeling lazy.

In this episode, we talk about how the boys are both real bad at being social. Then, Jim walks about eradicating addictions and going to untested kinky depths. 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:

$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell
$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell
$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. 
$500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. 
$1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. 
$5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. 
$7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.
$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. 
$25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com 
Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys
Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets 
Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com
Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys
Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter 
Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: The rear entrance is a lot darker, but you get snacks. 

182: The Sum of All (Irrational) Fears | Rapid Rather Round 8

First, Quinn wants to bring up some reaaaal irrational fears, but the boys find that they're not that irrational at all. Then, Jim is going to do some more Rapid Rathers!

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:

$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell
$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell
$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. 
$500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. 
$1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. 
$5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. 
$7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.
$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. 
$25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com 
Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys
Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets 
Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com
Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys
Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter 
Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Win by staying in.

181: New Pets | Quinn’s Questions About Movies Vol. 8

First, Jim wants to create some new pets, then Quinn's back on that movie trip. 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:

$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell
$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell
$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. 
$500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. 
$1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. 
$5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. 
$7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.
$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. 
$25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com 
Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys
Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets 
Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com
Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys
Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter 
Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Go fish in your eye. 

[ARCHIVE] 066: Embarrathon | North PoKoréa

Jim is still on his honeymoon, so it's another episode from the archive. If everything goes as planned, there will be a new episode next week!

Hey y'all Jupiturds! This one is actually posting on time, hooray!

First, Jim just wants the brothers to pepper each other with embarrassing questions. For science.

Then Quinn wants to talk about Pokémon and we find out that the Poké world is real... and in North Korea. 

***

Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

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Here are our donation goals:

$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell
$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell
$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. 
$500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. 
$1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. 
$5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. 
$7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.
$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. 
$25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com 
Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys
Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets 
Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com
Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys
Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter 
Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

 

[ARCHIVE] 094: English Muffin Peanut Butter Party | Heinous Last Words

Jim's getting married this week, so it's one from the archives: 

Hey, you beautiful gifts of the penis. First, Jim wants to talk about what kind of curated and specialty services you'd pay for with infinite money.  Then Quinn wants to talk about the best last words.

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:

$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell
$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell
$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. 
$500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. 
$1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. 
$5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. 
$7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.
$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. 
$25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com 
Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys
Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets 
Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com
Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys
Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter 
Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

180: Quinn’s Questions About Movies Vol. 7 | The Matrix: Reply All

First, Quinn has more questions about movies. Then Jim is going to help out his homegirl Lana Wachowski writing the 4th Matrix film. The boys show up in fine form. 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:

$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell
$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell
$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. 
$500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. 
$1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. 
$5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. 
$7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.
$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. 
$25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com 
Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys
Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets 
Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com
Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys
Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter 
Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Whispers are just the devil's farts. 

179: Misnomer Do-Over | Flashback Fashion

 

On this episode, Jim wants to rename things that are badly named, then Quinn wants to bring back some quinn-tessential throwback fashion. 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:

$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell
$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell
$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. 
$500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. 
$1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. 
$5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. 
$7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.
$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. 
$25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

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178: Lawn Be Gone | Fictional Fight Club

First, we talk about how lawns are dumb and we need to get rid of them. Then, Quinn wants to pitch fictional characters to fight each other like animals. 

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: If you ever hear a seagull laughing, just run towards the nearest Dairy Queen.

 

177: The Quest for the Best of the Zest | Toilet Wizards

First, we discover that Quinn and Jim have never tried Taco Bell, so we're going to start a GoFundMe to try to fund our first voyage.  

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:

$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell
$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell
$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. 
$500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. 
$1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. 
$5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. 
$7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.
$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. 
$25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Then, we try to bubble-wrap Quinn's life because he's a clumsy oaf who breaks everything. 

***

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Eat tacos like no one's watching. 

 

176: Subscription Addiction | Monster Rebrand

First, Jim wants to talk about bundling subscription services so you never really know whether you're going to be fed, clothed, or entertained at any given moment. Then, Quinn wants to talk about rebranding some monsters and making life just a little easier for the horribly monstrous.

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: When you want to sing, just remember your father.  

175: Quinn’s Sticky Bits | The Jupitech Technical Techstitute of Polytechnics

On this episode, Quinn is looking for a way to escape the stickiness in the summer while doing the nasty. Then, Jim wants to talk about how the boys are going to capitalize on their newfound celebrity and make that monnnney. It accidentally turns into Quinn becoming a porn director. 

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Make hay before you make porn. 

BONUS: Peach Pit Wrestling feat. Mike Fallek and BRob

This turned out so much better than we could have hoped thanks to Mike's excellent editing work. 

This episode is a wrestling-themed free-for-all starring Mike Fallek from Hackthought Podcast and BRob from the Random Ramblings with Rob podcast.  Quinn and I had so much fun, please enjoy!

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174: Vacay Parlay | Alien Disease Invaders

On this episode, which is as stupid - not more or less stupid - than episodes before it, Jim wants to talk about how to make the best of a short vacation. Then, Quinn wants to just spit his fever dream nonsense into a topic that Jim has to sort out. 

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: When you whistle, it's souls escaping through your teeth.

173: Childish Things | Hard-Working Susan™

Hellooooo Chilllllldren. 

Today we go into Quinn's wanting to return to childhood, specifically some things he used to be into as a kid. Like skateboarding, and masturbating to the Sears Catalogue. Then, Jim wants to talk about some names that have gotten bum raps. What if Lazy Susan was the hardest working Susan of them all?

 

If you're listening to this when it comes out, Quinn's having a party at his new digs! Come on out. The address is:

** ******* Ave

****** *****, *******

(Censored for our protection, and yours.)

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: It be sometimes that way when it don't.

172: RPG Titties | Candle Stinks

Welcome back to this show that we do for some reason.  First, Jim wants to talk about reinventing video games and doing something the world has never seen.  Unsurprisingly, it involves boobies.  Then, Quinn wants to talk about designing the perfect candle. The ÜberCandlë, if you will.

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Sometimes poop is warm, and sometimes it's cold. Mostly, it's just poop.

171: The Vibron Throne | Can-Do Cannabis

Hey y'all. First, Jim wants to talk about extra uses for the thousands of sex toys in his house. Then, Quinn wants to talk about innovating with cannabis and getting as many people as possible as high as possible. 

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Friends are like pizza that you haven't licked yet.  

170: The Dankest Wool Underwear | Wall Skin

First, Jim wants to talk about the drawbacks of living in a fantasy world. Then Quinn wants to get all decoratey with some home decor tips. 

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Lemons are nature's enemas. 

169: Rapid Rather Round 7 | Sensory Sacrifice

Welcome back to another episode of your most, least, worst, favourite podcast. 

Quinn wants to do a bunch of rapid rathers. Then Jim wants to talk about giving up certain sensory stimuli for other sensory stimuli. It's STIMULATING BITCHES.

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Sometimes, life gives you a gentle kiss on the bottom. Pucker back.

168: Dog vs. Cat - The Ultimate (Completely Biased) Showdown | POWERMOTORSPORTS Vroom!

First, Quinn wants to talk about whether Dogs or Cats are truly superior. And since he's been a lifelong dog owner/lover, it's a shit show right off the bat. Then, Jim wants to talk about the strange appeal of motorsports. 

***

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: A new, squirming pimple is just going to distract from your redness.

167: Forgetiquette | ASMR’nt You Glad You Listened?

Welcome back to another edition of the universe's least influential show: The Jupiter Boys.

First, Quinn wants to destroy some old school traditional etiquette. It doesn't go super well.  

Then, Jim wants to force Quinn to listen to some ASMR, featuring:

ASMR Glow - ASMR Intense Ear Relaxation 2 (Layered sounds, Scalp massage, wet mouth sounds, mic scratching)

Karuna Satori - ASMR UNINTELLIGIBLE | Magic Makeup Role Play

FrivolousFox ASMR - ASMR | 2LB LOLLIPOP LICKING

Ephemeral Rift - A Meal with a Friend (ASMR)

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: The magic hides behind the rosebush. 

166: Service Seduction/Shutdown | Battle Dildos (Battildos)

In this one, Jim wants to talk about shooting your shot with someone in the service industry (and how those servers can defend those shots). Then, Quinn wants to talk about how wearable tech is being squandered. 

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: You'll be dead someday, so get quilting. 

165: Let’s Give A Hand To Handjobs | Bug Buffet 3 - Cricket To The Limit

Welcome back. This one's a hell of an episode.

First, Jim wants to give handjobs their due and take blowjobs down a notch. Then, Quinn has sourced some Salt and Vinegar Crickets, so guess what! The boys are eating bugs again.

***

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Sing until your toes itch.

164 - Mike Fallek’s Still Here! : Quinn’s Switcheroo | What *is* Art?

Oh boy we're excited that Mike Fallek from the Hackthought podcast is still with us. It's an unprecedented double appearance and boy howdy we had fun. 

First, Quinn wants to talk about pulling a Freaky Friday on members of disparate social classes and moral standings. Then, Jim wants to pretentiously ask Mike about ART.

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: May your love soar on the wings of farts.

163: RAPID RATHER - Mike Fallek Edition

One of our favourite people is back to expand our minds with some rapid rather. Settle in for a bumpy ride, folks. 

Mike Fallek is half of the Hackthought Podcast and you should check them out ASAP.

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Why is there no dog-flavoured yogurt?

162: Travel Troubles | Ol’ Blistery Lips

Howdy Jupiturds, and welcome to the Internet's shittiest podcast.

First, Quinn wants to talk about the intense anxiety he feels when he travels and wonders if there's anything that can be done to abate it. Then, Jim wants to talk about taking advertising and making it absolutely awful for everyone.

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: When you gotta go, talk to a lawyer or at least a bird expert.

161: Nipplemania | Haiku (Bless You)

Hey folks, welcome and mind the gap.

On this week's episode, Jim wants to sexy up the classic game show Jeopardy, and Quinn wants to spit some mad haiku. Get yourself ready for this one. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Wings of snot are sticky and not fun.

160: The Heavenly Haircut | Magic Movie Music

There's double alliteration!! 

That's how you know this one is going to be a piece of shit.

First, Jim wants to talk about how haircuts are weird and uncomfortable and we should make them better.  Then, Quinn wants to talk about the history of movie soundtracks and then he wants to rate em. AS YOU DO. 

We buried the lede because we also extend a very important invitation to Derf and Deets

***

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: When one finger wiggles, the whole face cries.

159: The Doctor Who One (Cunning Companions | Time Bang/Beer Bust)

This one's the Doctor Who one. First, Quinn talks about companions. Then, Jim talks about time banging and also how he got too drunk this one time. Listen to this. It is your destiny.

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: The whispering moonlight skips along the breaded path.

158: The Puinness Book of World Records | Work Titty Station

Hey everybody, how's your mothers? 

On this episode, it's another one where the title doesn't really match the subject. First, Quinn, inspired by a documentary about the Fyre Festival, wants to talk about the ideal music festival.

Then, Jim wants to talk about how he's working from home now and the boys brainstorm some ways to deal with this new reality.

***

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: That place you put your boogers will be discovered one day. Beware.

157: Hot Slice of Boys - 2 Bad 2 Furious | Clubbed to Death

Well childrens, the Jupiter Boys are back again to turn those little frowns upside down. By surgery, if necessary. 

Also, the Hot Slice of Boys tour bus is rolling again, and the boys are busy in the studio working on their second, really shitty album. Listen in, won't you?

Then, Jim wants to talk about the beauty of a clubhouse and the superiority that comes from exclusivity. But really, he just wants to talk about clubhouses, especially that weird one from Stephen King's It, that's really just a hole in the ground. And also why the fuck there's a 7-person gangbang amongst 11-year-olds that just doesn't make any fucking sense and is deeply disturbing. He could have thrown like 100,000 different ideas in there that didn't involve underage boys running a train on an underage girl. 

***

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156: Badass Women of History | SuperSpa 2: The Spa Who Shagged Me

Welcome back Jupiturds. Sorry about the absence last week; my computer blew up. On this episode, Quinn wants to talk about some badass women by plagiarizing a web article about them. 
Then, Jim wants to talk about the ultimate way to escape your stress and max your relax. 

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Theme Music - Christo Graham

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155: Robot Rampage | Eco-Graffiti

Hey y'all, in this week's episode, Jim wants to talk about the scariest movie robots, and then he wants to come up with his own. 

Then, Quinn talks about the finer points of graffiti-ing in an Earth-conscious way. 

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154: The Dark Side of ‘Fineteen | GO WATCH IT! Subplot Edition

Welcome, the episode is about making yourself hot by making those around you uglier by contrast. Also, Quinn rambles for a bit about subplots in shows and basically just spoils a bunch of 'em. You're welcome. 

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153: Our Faves of 2018 | Twenty-Fineteen: Get Fine, Dream Boy

Hey Jupiturds. Welcome to the New Years special, such as it is. It's a Jim-heavy episode because he basically did Quinn's topic for him. It was a Tom Sawyer situation. 

First, Quinn (or really, Jim) wants to talk about the boys' favourite Movies, TV, Books, and Songs of 2018. Then, Jim wants to head into 2019 with a new mission; preferably one that rhymes.

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Theme Music - Christo Graham

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BONUS: Dave Franco’s Dream Boys | 001: 7th Heaven - Highway to Cell

Hey everybody! We hope your KirstenDunstmas was as beautiful as the lady herself. 

As a second special gift to you, please enjoy the first episode of our brand new podcast, Dave Franco's Dream Boys. Go subscribe now!

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Welcome, Dream Boys young and old; male, female and other. Welcome to Dave Franco's Dream Boys, the internet's premiere Dave Franco fancast.

On this very first episode, we review Dave Franco's first credited role according to iMDB: Benjamin Bainsworth in Season 10, Episode 17 of 7th Heaven: Highway to Cell.

The episode revolves around the Camden's all getting their own cell phones, which was apparently a novelty when the show aired in 2006.  Now that she's fully connected to the outside world, Ruthie Camden is able to receive an impromptu phone call from the mysterious Benjamin.

Screen Shots:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Contact us: dfdreamboys@gmail.com
Website: davefrancodreamboys.com
Twitter: @dfdbpod
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We're a proud member of WHADOLFISHARK Media, and if your podcast is awesome, you can be too.

 

BONUS: Go Postal Podcast | Episode 41: Part 1 - The Holi-blaze Jup-tacular!

Merry KirstenDunstmas everybody!

As a special treat, please enjoy this bonus episode, coming to you straight from the Go Postal Podcast, who graciously had Quinn and me on as guests a couple weeks ago. Listen to us do our damndest to derail a very good show with our buffoonery. 

Part 2 is up right now! Go listen on the Go Postal Podcast feed. 

152: The Twelve Bangs of KirstenDunstmas | Unshelf that Elf

On this episode, Jim wants to get naughty (WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE) and talk about some kinky Christmas traditions. Then, Quinn wants to talk about the plight of the elves and freeing them from their oppressive yuletide overlord.

Promo: The iMDB Journey Podcast

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151: Free The Gilly Dick | Quinn’s Topic About Video Games: Pokémon Suicide

Hwell Howdy Pardners. Welcome to another exciting day at the Jupiturd Ranch. First up, Jim talks about sexing up old Hollywood monsters like some hopped up sex pervert. Then, Quinn digs the boys even further down in the dirt with a new topic full of dubious video game myths. How will the boys get themselves out of this humdinger?

Promo: Go Postal Podcast

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Theme Music - Christo Graham

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The Jupiter Boys’ and Friends’ SHITTY ONE FITTY: That’s 150 | Is it… Is It Rap?

Hello everyone, and welcome to a very special episode of The Jupiter Boys.

Quinn and Jim each deliver an unprecedented 15 minutes of topics each, one talks about 150 and one talks about rap that he just made up.

We have amazing congratulatory/promo messages from these great people:

A Non Mom Happy Hour
Go Postal Podcast
Spit & Polish Presents
Random Ramblings with Rob
Collateral Cinema
Derf & Deets
Mike Fallek & R2Deepu (Hackthought Podcast)
Glen Thinks Stuff
Home Video Hustle
Moviesaurus Rex
What Does It Matter?

REMINDER: Dave Franco's Dream Boys is coming December 25, 2018
Twitter: DFDBPod

 

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149: Quinn’s Questions About Movies Vol. 6 | Really Dubious Advice

Seriously? Just read the title on this one, you lazy fuck. Just kidding. Love you. Oh don't be like that. OK FINE! Go call your mother.

Promo: A Non Mom Happy Hour

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148: Nutflex | Quinn’s History Corner: Toilet Grave

On this episode, Jim invents a new streaming service called 'Nutflex.' It's your typical 'Jim's Naughty Bit.'

Then, Quinn wants to lure us into his dank history corner, where he's going to get some learnin' into us.

Promo: What Does It Matter? Podcast - (http://www.wdimpodcast.com)

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147: Quinn’s Time of the Month | This One Is Gross Vol. 2: Hands Free Bate

Howdy there ladies and germs and bacteria and amoeba. We have a lot of microscopic listeners. 

First, Quinn wants to talk about NaNoWriMo and how we could do it with other tasks of self improvement and self debasement. Then, Jim wants to get nasty and talk about how he's been 'bating hands-free the last little while. It's a gross one and I wouldn't blame you for not listening. In fact, I'd think that would show great wisdom.

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