The Jupiter Boys

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Asking stupid questions so you don't have to. New episodes every Saturday.

Episodes

Friday Nov 27, 2020

216: Crime Time | Poop for Profit

Friday Nov 27, 2020

Holy shit. We aren't dead.

In this episode, that we recorded an ungodly long time ago, Jim wants to talk about how now is the time to get into crime. Then Quinn wants to talk about how the boss makes a dollar and he makes a dime. That's why he shits on company time.

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Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com
Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys
Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets
Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com
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That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Carrots.

Sunday Sep 27, 2020

215: Butterfly Pisses | Gamify Pooping

Sunday Sep 27, 2020

First, Quinn wants to talk about how history can be changed with the flap of a butterfly's wings. Or just someone pooping their pants.
Then, Jim wants to talk about gamifying his life... and it comes back to pooping. Why do you even listen to this?!

***

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Girth is directly proportionate to pupation.

Sunday Aug 23, 2020

214: The Other One We Did Live

Sunday Aug 23, 2020

Quinn and I decided to finally make another episode. And FUCK IT WE DID IT LIVE.

First, Jim wants to talk about dance battles and then Quinn wants to talk about silly hockey history.

***

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Hamilton also makes a great name for a smelly pig.

Saturday Aug 01, 2020

213: Quit Pro Quo | Quinn's Improvised Questions About Movies (and pooping in public)

Saturday Aug 01, 2020

Hey pumpkins.
First, Jim wants to talk about how you know when it's time to throw in the towel. Then, Quinn wants to ask some hastily thrown together questions about movies.

***

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Winner winner, spaghetti's thinner. Happy bikini eating!

Saturday Jul 18, 2020

212: Quinn's Video Game Platform: TLOU2 | Upgrades

Saturday Jul 18, 2020

First, Quinn wants to talk/gush about The Last Of Us Part 2 and basically just hate on the haters. Then, Jim wants to talk about something and some other thing. With upgrades? I dunno, I'm high.

***

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: If you ever get the pop-up window when you're brushing your teeth, scream as loud and as long as you can. That should reset the pringus.

Saturday Jun 20, 2020

211: No For Thank You | Audiobook Activities (They're Not Gonna Deny The Chub)

Saturday Jun 20, 2020

First, Jim wants to talk about how the boys just absolutely and completely fucked the poodle on their mission to be better podcasters. Somehow, I'm not surprised. He wants to know how the boys could fix this

Then, Quinn wants to talk about things that he can do while listening to audiobooks. He really just wants to talk about Game of Thrones. Again.

***

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Bricks and Brones will flurp your thrones.

Saturday Jun 06, 2020

210: Game of Groans | The One Where We Decided To Be Better At Podcasting

Saturday Jun 06, 2020

First, Quinn wants to fix the way HBO royally Schruted the last few seasons of Game of Thrones. Then, Jim wants to talk about the boys' accountability and how they can be better, more thorough podcasters.

***

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: When the eyes are round, the butt is slippery.

Saturday May 23, 2020

209: Judge Jim Jupiter's Galaxy Crime Court | Rapid Rather Round 10: Waft of Dick

Saturday May 23, 2020

First, Jim wants to talk about chasing absolute power. Then, Quinn wants to run an old bit.

***

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Your secret message is under your pillow. Is it a coin? Is it a thumb? You'll see!

Saturday May 16, 2020

208: Quinn's Check-In Cabana | The Stats

Saturday May 16, 2020

First, Quinn wants to just check in with his brother in these quarantimes. Then, Jim wants to talk about the sad state of affairs that is the Jupiter Boys' download history. It's grim. Please tell your friends.

***

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Leaves are a tree's lungs. That's not even a secret message, it's just true.

Saturday May 02, 2020

207: Cona Perks | Quinn's History Corner - Sketchy Skateboard Edition

Saturday May 02, 2020

First, Jim wants to find silver linings to the pandemic. Then, Quinn shows off his sketchy skateboard history.

***

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: A skateboard is just the soul of a turtle with wheels.

Sunday Apr 26, 2020

206: Movie Makeover | 50 Different Flavours of Jizz Drizzle

Sunday Apr 26, 2020

First, Quinn wants to talk about how the movie industry is going to change after the pandemic. Then, Jim discusses the future of amusement parks. To absolutely nobody's surprise, Jim believes that means adding sex.

***

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: If you move slow enough, you can rob a person blind.

Saturday Apr 18, 2020

205: Dad Mode | Exclusive: Why Haven't You Seen This Yet?

Saturday Apr 18, 2020

First, Jim wants to talk about how he's in full dad mode now. Then, Quinn wants to talk about the next exciting chapter of his obscure media landscape.

***

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: If you have to push that hard, you're probably in childbirth.

Saturday Apr 11, 2020

204: Cummy Jeans | Bad Girls

Saturday Apr 11, 2020

Hey everyone, first Quinn wants to talk about washing his hands. Yeah.
Then, Jim wants to talk about his new Reality TV obsession and some dirty ASSMR.

***

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Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:

$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell
$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell
$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.
$500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.
$1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.
$5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.
$7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.
$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.
$25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Don't ever trust a talking walnut.

Saturday Apr 04, 2020

203: Chitin of Ass Pubes | Late to the Party

Saturday Apr 04, 2020

Hey all, first Jim wants to talk about capitalizing on Corona (he's joking, obviously, and we hope y'all are doing okay). Then, Quinn wants to talk about things he's just late to.

***

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: "Shlick shlick shlick," said the animate bag of mucus.

Saturday Mar 14, 2020

202: Cut! | The L Stands For Liar

Saturday Mar 14, 2020

Hey Jupiturds, welcome back!

First, Jim wants to talk about cutting a specific celebrity out of history. Then, Quinn wants to talk about how L Ron Hubbard is a gigantic douchey liar.

***

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: When you gotta go, leave a note in your own boogers.

Sunday Mar 01, 2020

201: Soap of the Month Club | Bossification (Clit Bestwood)

Sunday Mar 01, 2020

First, Quinn wants to talk about ways his life can be improved by someone pre-portioning ingredients and giving him step by step instructions for everything. Then, Jim wants to talk about different management styles. It's basically just about The Office.

***

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Theme Music - Christo Graham

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Whittle yourself into a stick.

Saturday Feb 22, 2020

200: Quinn's Questions About Movies Vol. 10 | Jim's Questions About Naughty Bitssss

Saturday Feb 22, 2020

Hey y'all! Welcome to 200.
First, Quinn wants to talk about movies. Or ask about them. I guess.

Then, the boys eat hot noodles.

Then, Jim has an extremely inappropriate conversation while staring deep into his brother's human eyes (or faceballs).

***

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: The vampire stalks at high noon through the cabbage.

Saturday Feb 15, 2020

199: Pussyfellow Moneydeeds | Art Attack

Saturday Feb 15, 2020

First, Quinn wants to talk about upping his fashion game. Then, Jim wants to talk about how art is bullshit (it's not, he's joking, relax).

***

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Theme Music - Christo Graham

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Sometimes you're the bird, sometimes you're the gravel.

Saturday Feb 01, 2020

198: That Genre Life | Master The Move

Saturday Feb 01, 2020

First, Jim wants to talk about what film genre you'd want to live the rest of your life in. His answer won't surprise you.

Then, Quinn wants to talk about making the process of moving a helluva lot easier.

***

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Theme Music - Christo Graham

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Sometimes things grow back, but you probably shouldn't cut it off in the first place.

Saturday Jan 18, 2020

197: (Gerbil Edition) - Download Dilemma | The Stoniest Of Them All

Saturday Jan 18, 2020

Hey Jupiturds!

First, Jim wants to talk about how we can make downloading files better. Then, Quinn wants to talk about the best way of inhaling the cannabissssssssness.

***

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Theme Music - Christo Graham

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: If at first you don't succeed, get naked and try again.

Saturday Jan 11, 2020

196: BumbleCast - Peanut Butter NomNom Edition | Sexiest Dessert

Saturday Jan 11, 2020

Quinn wants to talk about a world where Bumblebee can only communicate with podcasts... or something? In another language. It's bad. Then, Jim wants to talk about the sexiest desserts. It's equally bad. It's bad! You're welcome.

***

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Theme Music - Christo Graham

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: If you eat the ice cream first, your tummy will be sore, but your mouth will thank you with drool.

Saturday Jan 04, 2020

195: Sad Bad Horny | Resolution Revolution

Saturday Jan 04, 2020

It's 2020 and we have a new year motto.

2020: See it all, smell it all.

First, Quinn wants to talk about which holiday is the horniest.

Then, Jim wants to talk about the best way to impress with your resolutions, while doing and changing as little as possible.

***

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Resolve to resolve your resolution. 4K at least, bitch.

Saturday Dec 21, 2019

194: Memorabilia Misdemeanours | Quinn's Questions About Holiday Movies

Saturday Dec 21, 2019

First, Jim wants to talk about making a quick buck by forging memorabilia.
Then, Quinn wants to talk about the best holiday flicks.

***

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: The holidays are a good time for a handjob.

Saturday Dec 14, 2019

193: Christmas Crisis Management | Unfounded Sense of Accomplishment

Saturday Dec 14, 2019

First, Jim wants to talk about how the boys are going to handle the hectic holiday stress this season. Then, Quinn wants to talk about feeling accomplished and other ways he can feel that way... without actually doing anything.

***

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Every time you clap your hands, an angel shits itself.

Saturday Dec 07, 2019

192: Whatcha Watchin? | Quinn's Video Game Platform

Saturday Dec 07, 2019

Welcome back to Jupiter. Pull up a fungus.

First, Jim wants to talk about what you're watchin'

Then, Quinn wants to talk about the video games he's playin'

***

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Theme Music - Christo Graham

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Nipples are nature's antennae.

Sunday Dec 01, 2019

191: Spaghettiquette | Trump vs. Busey

Sunday Dec 01, 2019

Welcome to another poopy episode. First, Quinn wants to talk about new ways of doing social nicety. Then Jim wants to hand pick the ultimate opponent for Trump in the upcoming shitstorm of 2020.

***

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Theme Music - Christo Graham

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That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Don't look down. Or up. Or anywhere. Poke out your eyes.

Sunday Nov 24, 2019

190: Tattoo Tech | Two Birds Stoned At Once

Sunday Nov 24, 2019

First, Quinn wants to talk about the future of tattooing technology, then Jim wants to talk about doubling something up to get even more efficiency out of it. And for some reason he focuses, as usual, on the butt.

***

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Theme Music - Christo Graham

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Eventually it'll stop bleeding if you just don't look at it.

Saturday Nov 16, 2019

189: Cleric Collaboration (D&D Dilemma) | Quinn's Questions About Movies Vol. 9!

Saturday Nov 16, 2019

Hey folks. Welcome back to another stupendous episode. First, Jim wants to collaborate with Quinn on the creation of his character in DnD. Then, Quinn wants to ask some more questions about movies. Who will be the best new Wolverine for Marvel? Who would direct a movie about us? Is Robert Pattinson really the right choice to play ol' Jim?

PS. Quinn was totally wrong about the pronunciation of Ventimiglia.

***

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Theme Music - Christo Graham

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Farts are just your body's unwanted gas children.

Saturday Nov 09, 2019

188: FunkBuster 6000 | Rapid Rather Round 9

Saturday Nov 09, 2019

Hey kids! First, Quinn wants to talk about breaking up a bad mood. Then, Jim wants to launch into some more rapid would-you-rathers!

***

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Theme Music - Christo Graham

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself.

Saturday Nov 02, 2019

187: Repurposed Poopy | The Quick "Fuck It" Fraud Fix

Saturday Nov 02, 2019

First, Quinn wants to find a better use for poop. Then, Jim wants to commit massive fraud and dupe some rubes.

The audio is screwed up in this one because Quinn accidentally recorded with his computer instead of his microphone.

***

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Theme Music - Christo Graham

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That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Thirst is just the opposite of dead.

$186: \\ HALLOWEENERS LIVE // Try For Terror | Quinn's History Casket: Trick-or-Treating and Jack-o-Lanterns$

Saturday Oct 26, 2019

186: \\ HALLOWEENERS LIVE // Try For Terror | Quinn's History Casket: Trick-or-Treating and Jack-o-Lanterns

Saturday Oct 26, 2019

Howdy Spoopsters. It's our annual Halloween special and we did this one FUCKING LIVE. We plan to do some more live eps in the future because it was super fun. We recorded this one in the dark and you should listen to it that way as well.

In this episode, Jim wants to talk to Quinn and try to scare the absolute shit out of each other. Then, Quinn wants to drag you into his History tomb to talk (badly and in an uninformed way) about the history Trick-or-Treating and Jack-O-Lanterns. Join us, IF YOU DARE!

***

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Theme Music - Christo Graham

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Going Live is a lot like eating shit.

Saturday Oct 19, 2019

185: Modern Horror | We Get Rob Schneidered

Saturday Oct 19, 2019

Hey y'all. On this episode, Quinn wants to invent new horror monsters and Jim wants to talk about having animal parts fused into your body. Standard Jupiter Boys nonsense.

***

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Theme Music - Christo Graham

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That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Ain't no party like a one-man party 'cause a one-man party is depression.

Sunday Oct 13, 2019

184: Monster Movie Modernization | Jim's Naughty Bits - Bate Technology 2019

Sunday Oct 13, 2019

Welcome to spoop month, folks. First, Quinn wants to jump right into the spoopiness by modernizing some movie monsters. We've probably done that before, but who cares at this point? Then, Jim wants to talk about the newest innovations in 'bate technology.

***

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Theme Music - Christo Graham

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: When you go it alone, sometimes you have to scream into the void until the echo bounces back.

Saturday Oct 05, 2019

183: How To Go To A Thing | Addiction Eviction / The Kink Sound Off

Saturday Oct 05, 2019

Hey Jupiturds!

Sorry we didn't do an episode last week. I was literally just feeling lazy.

In this episode, we talk about how the boys are both real bad at being social. Then, Jim walks about eradicating addictions and going to untested kinky depths.

***

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Theme Music - Christo Graham

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: The rear entrance is a lot darker, but you get snacks.

Sunday Sep 22, 2019

182: The Sum of All (Irrational) Fears | Rapid Rather Round 8

Sunday Sep 22, 2019

First, Quinn wants to bring up some reaaaal irrational fears, but the boys find that they're not that irrational at all. Then, Jim is going to do some more Rapid Rathers!

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Win by staying in.

Saturday Sep 14, 2019

181: New Pets | Quinn's Questions About Movies Vol. 8

Saturday Sep 14, 2019

First, Jim wants to create some new pets, then Quinn's back on that movie trip.

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Go fish in your eye.

Sunday Sep 08, 2019

[ARCHIVE] 066: Embarrathon | North PoKoréa

Sunday Sep 08, 2019

Jim is still on his honeymoon, so it's another episode from the archive. If everything goes as planned, there will be a new episode next week!

Hey y'all Jupiturds! This one is actually posting on time, hooray!

First, Jim just wants the brothers to pepper each other with embarrassing questions. For science.

Then Quinn wants to talk about Pokémon and we find out that the Poké world is real... and in North Korea.

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Saturday Aug 31, 2019

[ARCHIVE] 094: English Muffin Peanut Butter Party | Heinous Last Words

Saturday Aug 31, 2019

Jim's getting married this week, so it's one from the archives:

Hey, you beautiful gifts of the penis. First, Jim wants to talk about what kind of curated and specialty services you'd pay for with infinite money. Then Quinn wants to talk about the best last words.

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Sunday Aug 25, 2019

180: Quinn's Questions About Movies Vol. 7 | The Matrix: Reply All

Sunday Aug 25, 2019

First, Quinn has more questions about movies. Then Jim is going to help out his homegirl Lana Wachowski writing the 4th Matrix film. The boys show up in fine form.

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Whispers are just the devil's farts.

Saturday Aug 17, 2019

179: Misnomer Do-Over | Flashback Fashion

Saturday Aug 17, 2019

On this episode, Jim wants to rename things that are badly named, then Quinn wants to bring back some quinn-tessential throwback fashion.

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Saturday Aug 03, 2019

178: Lawn Be Gone | Fictional Fight Club

Saturday Aug 03, 2019

First, we talk about how lawns are dumb and we need to get rid of them. Then, Quinn wants to pitch fictional characters to fight each other like animals.

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: If you ever hear a seagull laughing, just run towards the nearest Dairy Queen.

Saturday Jul 20, 2019

177: The Quest for the Best of the Zest | Toilet Wizards

Saturday Jul 20, 2019

First, we discover that Quinn and Jim have never tried Taco Bell, so we're going to start a GoFundMe to try to fund our first voyage.

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Then, we try to bubble-wrap Quinn's life because he's a clumsy oaf who breaks everything.

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Eat tacos like no one's watching.

Saturday Jul 13, 2019

176: Subscription Addiction | Monster Rebrand

Saturday Jul 13, 2019

First, Jim wants to talk about bundling subscription services so you never really know whether you're going to be fed, clothed, or entertained at any given moment. Then, Quinn wants to talk about rebranding some monsters and making life just a little easier for the horribly monstrous.

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: When you want to sing, just remember your father.

Saturday Jul 06, 2019

175: Quinn's Sticky Bits | The Jupitech Technical Techstitute of Polytechnics

Saturday Jul 06, 2019

On this episode, Quinn is looking for a way to escape the stickiness in the summer while doing the nasty. Then, Jim wants to talk about how the boys are going to capitalize on their newfound celebrity and make that monnnney. It accidentally turns into Quinn becoming a porn director.

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Make hay before you make porn.

Wednesday Jul 03, 2019

BONUS: Peach Pit Wrestling feat. Mike Fallek and BRob

Wednesday Jul 03, 2019

This turned out so much better than we could have hoped thanks to Mike's excellent editing work.

This episode is a wrestling-themed free-for-all starring Mike Fallek from Hackthought Podcast and BRob from the Random Ramblings with Rob podcast. Quinn and I had so much fun, please enjoy!

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Saturday Jun 29, 2019

174: Vacay Parlay | Alien Disease Invaders

Saturday Jun 29, 2019

On this episode, which is as stupid - not more or less stupid - than episodes before it, Jim wants to talk about how to make the best of a short vacation. Then, Quinn wants to just spit his fever dream nonsense into a topic that Jim has to sort out.

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: When you whistle, it's souls escaping through your teeth.

Saturday Jun 22, 2019

173: Childish Things | Hard-Working Susan™

Saturday Jun 22, 2019

Hellooooo Chilllllldren.

Today we go into Quinn's wanting to return to childhood, specifically some things he used to be into as a kid. Like skateboarding, and masturbating to the Sears Catalogue. Then, Jim wants to talk about some names that have gotten bum raps. What if Lazy Susan was the hardest working Susan of them all?

If you're listening to this when it comes out, Quinn's having a party at his new digs! Come on out. The address is:

** ******* Ave

****** *****, *******

(Censored for our protection, and yours.)

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: It be sometimes that way when it don't.

Sunday Jun 16, 2019

172: RPG Titties | Candle Stinks

Sunday Jun 16, 2019

Welcome back to this show that we do for some reason. First, Jim wants to talk about reinventing video games and doing something the world has never seen. Unsurprisingly, it involves boobies. Then, Quinn wants to talk about designing the perfect candle. The ÜberCandlë, if you will.

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Sometimes poop is warm, and sometimes it's cold. Mostly, it's just poop.

Sunday Jun 09, 2019

171: The Vibron Throne | Can-Do Cannabis

Sunday Jun 09, 2019

Hey y'all. First, Jim wants to talk about extra uses for the thousands of sex toys in his house. Then, Quinn wants to talk about innovating with cannabis and getting as many people as possible as high as possible.

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Friends are like pizza that you haven't licked yet.

Saturday May 25, 2019

170: The Dankest Wool Underwear | Wall Skin

Saturday May 25, 2019

First, Jim wants to talk about the drawbacks of living in a fantasy world. Then Quinn wants to get all decoratey with some home decor tips.

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Lemons are nature's enemas.