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195: Sad Bad Horny | Resolution Revolution

January 4, 2020

It's 2020 and we have a new year motto. 

2020: See it all, smell it all. 

First, Quinn wants to talk about which holiday is the horniest. 

Then, Jim wants to talk about the best way to impress with your resolutions, while doing and changing as little as possible.

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:

$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell
$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell
$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. 
$500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. 
$1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. 
$5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. 
$7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.
$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. 
$25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com 
Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys
Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets 
Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com
Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys
Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter 
Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Resolve to resolve your resolution. 4K at least, bitch.